SMPyCraft – Can This Replace Python? | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2420
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Emeralds Found:	3172
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Falling into the Void:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/200	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Emeralds Found:	2170
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	22

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/500	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4653	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/200	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Towns Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/300	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7839
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mines Excavated:	3346
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	4037	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/300	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Emeralds Found:	9278
Holy Grails Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Emeralds Found:	9874
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/400	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchantments Applied:	259
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Animals Bred:	72	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3807
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5