SMPwtfHowMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	3385	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	260
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	32
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Farms Harvested:	528

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2709	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	9120

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magic Items Found:	1596	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5095
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	138	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Players:	96/300	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ores Mined:	2504	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4