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SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Farms Harvested:	787
Potions Brewed:	82	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2733	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1747
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Potions Brewed:	175	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	110
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Emeralds Found:	5746
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Farms Harvested:	471	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	5287	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	104
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Emeralds Found:	6449
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Magic Items Found:	1412

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	4116	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2376	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	142
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	5052
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Enchantments Applied:	120
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	187

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6210	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	109/800	Votes:	9490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Dragon Eggs Found:	1003