SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
New Chunks Explored:	545012	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7656	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Emeralds Found:	3089

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	6252	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3462
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6725	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	202141
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	4172	Zombie Dances:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ores Mined:	7903
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Farms Harvested:	397
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	9837	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8571
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ores Mined:	4029	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Towns Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	167
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.