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HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Votes:	4293
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!

Frosty Moon Tavern

Astrobiology, centotectic, centotectic concept, critical information, determining habitability, europa, Europa’s habitability, Extreme conditions, extreme environments, frosty, habitability, icy moon exploration, icy moons, investigation, liquid stability, Moon, novel, scientific research, stability of liquids, study, TAVERN, thermodynamic concept, Thermodynamics

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got all the centotectic vibes goin on! we be investigatin the stability of liquids in extreme conditions like a bunch of mad scientists tryna figure out if Europa be habitable or not.

we got ice, we got fire, we got lava, we got water – basically we got all the elements you need for a lit minecraft adventure. come build your own icy moon base and see if you can survive the centotectic madness.

join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to Europa and meet some alien creepers – it’s gonna be outta this world, literally! so what you waitin for? come join the fun and let’s get centotectic up in here!

———– MONTANACRAFT ———– Minecraft server

Adventure, building, cars, city, Community, Crafting, Create, Creative, Gaming, Goal, Minecraft, MontanaCraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, State, STRONG, Survival, virtual, weapons, world

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	5

MontanaCraft is a server where your main goal is to create your own city and subsequently a strong state.

185.9.145.183:25758

RuinSpirit

Atmosphäre, bedrock, Creative World, Discord, Endeffekt, Farmwelt, gameplay, Interesse, java, Klone, minecraft server, Netzwerken, Oldschool, PvP, RuinSpirit, Semi Vanilla, Server, Servernetzwerken, Spielmodi, Survival, Treffen, Version, Video, Webseite, Welten

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	190	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Overview of RuinSpirit Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.21.4
Available Worlds	– Freebuild – Farmwelt – Citybuild – Lands/Nations + PvP – Creative World (coming soon)
Java Server	mc.ruinspirit.net
Bedrock Server	mc.ruinspirit.net:19132
Discord	ruinspirit.net
Server Video	Watch Here

Frequently Asked Questions

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.4.

What worlds are available on the server?

There are several worlds available including Freebuild, Farmwelt, Citybuild, Lands/Nations + PvP, and a Creative World (coming soon).

How can I join the Java server?

You can join the Java server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net in your Minecraft client.

How can I join the Bedrock server?

You can join the Bedrock server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net:19132 in your Minecraft client.

Is there a Discord server for community chat?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at ruinspirit.net to chat with other players and staff.

When is the Creative World expected to be available?

The Creative World is expected to be available soon, stay tuned for updates on the server.

Fast Food Heroes 1.20.3

$15/hr, 1.20.3, activism, compensation, economic justice, employment, Fast, fast food, Food, Heroes, income disparity, INEQUALITY, job market, Labor, Living Wage, minimum wage, POVERTY, PROTESTS, service industry, Social Issues, UNFAIR, wages, workers, working conditions

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, bro, forget about fast food workers, come join our Minecraft server where you can make way more than $15/hr by mining diamonds like a boss! Who needs a greasy burger when you can feast on virtual pork chops and cake in our pixelated paradise? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled customers asking for extra ketchup. It’s a win-win, my dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those virtual coins faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

acrylic stand, charms, Chibi Lia daki pillow, Christmas Merch, Connect, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, holiday matsuri, Japan, LIA, Lia desktop assistant, Lia fan club, Lia For Sale, Lia Licker, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia merchandise, Lia shirts, Marketable Lia Plushie, Minecraft, No Girls Allowed, phase, phase connect, pins, PRINTS, rinkou ashelia, smp, stands, STICKERS, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3528	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Votes:	7299
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1065	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8344	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9058	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4489	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7427
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1