SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3592
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Potions Brewed:	195
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	78
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7987
Animals Bred:	126	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	779
Potions Brewed:	48	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Void Gems Collected:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.