Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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