Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 22 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Potions Brewed: 28
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 24 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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