SMPocalypse: Minecraft SMP – What happened?

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Oh boy, let me tell you about the chaos that went down on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, organizing massive llama races through the Nether, and even hosting a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players try to launch themselves into the sky using nothing but explosives. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night – it’s lit, literally! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you better join us ASAP before the llama rebellion takes over.

Zombies Smell Bad Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	209
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Emeralds Found:	9030	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	5241
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	3543	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	133	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	8489	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9197	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7865	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Farms Harvested:	794	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2888	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Items Found:	1560
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	149	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3917
Secret Passages Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!