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Mystic Her Saves 1.20.4

1.20.4, ANONYMOUS, Curious, discovery, everyday, Followers, guy posting, her saves, Identity, internet, long tail tags, more, mystery woman, mystic, saves, search, Share, social media, tags, trending, viral, who is she

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow jungle filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

I heard they have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is a hot tub for all the players to chill in.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos of this epic Minecraft server!

Olaf’s Minecraft Server: No Yelling Allowed!

Allowed, Backlash, Chancellor Olaf Scholz, controversy, criticism, Decision making, Democracy, extremism, far-right party, freedom of speech, Future Direction, German leaders, germany, influence, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Olafs, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, Server, social responsibility, Yelling

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	972120
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	10

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got german leaders who totally berate musk for like, backing a far-right party. like, can u even imagine the drama? it’s gonna be lit, fam. olaf scholz be all like “it won’t be the person who yells loudest who will decide where germany goes from here.” so, like, join this server and be part of the drama, man. who knows what crazy stuff will happen next? it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

GrainCrafters: Syriously Funny Delivery

conflict zone, Crisis Support, Delivery, emergency response, food aid, food security, FOREIGN AID, funny, global solidarity, grain delivery, grain shipment, GrainCrafters, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian programme, humanitarian relief, international aid, International cooperation, Middle East crisis, relief efforts, Syria, Syrian refugees, Syriously, Ukrainian grain, war-torn country

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Farms Harvested:	512
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 500 tonnes of Ukrainian grain arriving in Syria on December 31st! Why, you ask? Because our players are so hungry for adventure that we’re sending food to virtual countries! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a humanitarian program in a blocky world? Join now and help us feed the pixelated villagers before they starve to death (not really, they respawn)! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one grain at a time!

Otter Eats Crab Land

California, coastal ecosystems, conservation efforts, crab, crab problem, Eats, ecological balance, environmental impact, European green crabs, Hungry sea otters, invasive species, invasive species management, Land, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine wildlife, new study, Otter, otter diet, predator-prey dynamics, researchers, southern sea otters, wildlife conservation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where sea otters are the rulers and they are taking a BITE out of all the invasive crabs! these otters are HUNGRY for some crabby goodness and they need YOUR help to chow down on those pesky green crabs.

we estimate that these otters are chomping down on up to 120,000 crabs a year, that’s a LOT of crab legs! imagine the feasts we could have together, all thanks to our adorable otter overlords.

so come on over and join the fun, help the otters satisfy their insatiable hunger for crab and maybe even catch a glimpse of them in action. who knew saving the environment could be so deliciously entertaining? 😉🦀🌊

DarkTell || Best flat RP countries || Minecraft server self-recordings

Community, Cool features, Countries, custom plugin, darktell, DEFEND, Economy, flat RP countries, Fun, gomc, Good administration, Help, law-abiding citizen, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, president, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Russian, Self-recordings, Server, virtual world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crops Grown:	9163	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Potions Brewed:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

The best server for flat RP countries in Minecraft! We have our own custom plugin, good administration, and a sea of cool features! Come to us, join the country, and become a real president who will rule his personal country! Or you can become a real law-abiding citizen of your beloved country, and stand up for the right to defend and help your relatives! Your choice – darktell.gomc.fun

ip38.ip-54-38-48.eu:25790

Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Circumstances, consequences, Developments, Events, experiences, Happenings, incidents, INSTANCES, long tail tags, mystic, Occurrences.., outcomes, phenomena, Realm, Results, Scenarios, Situations, what happens here

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Come join our server, where pigs fly and cows dance the cha-cha!

Experience a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding in your face.

Build a house made entirely of cake and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

You’ll never be bored on our server, where the sky is purple and the grass sings show tunes.

So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity.

SmolenskFireCraft

aerial assault, crisis management., damage assessment, Disaster Recovery, emergency response, emergency services, environmental disaster, Fire, firefighting, fuel storage, hazardous materials, international incident, military conflict, news headline, oil depot, russia, security breach, Smolensk region, SmolenskFireCraft, Ukrainian drone attack

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we got more explosions than a Russian oil depot on fire in Smolensk! We got Ukrainian drones dropping TNT everywhere, it’s a real blast! Literally!

Join us for some chaotic fun as we recreate the chaos of war in Minecraft. Build your own drone army and rain down destruction on your enemies. Who needs peace when you can have explosions, amirite?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if your house gets blown up by a rogue drone. It’s all part of the fun!

Pixel Crafted Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92604922, crafted, Land, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, slaying creepers and building epic structures that will make your friends jelly.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of cool peeps who will have your back when the zombies come knocking.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyCarCo: JapVsUSReliability

American car companies, Automotive Industry, brand reputation, Competition, consumer preferences, consumer trust., cost efficiency, CraftyCarCo, customer satisfaction, global competition., incentives, industry trends, Japanese brands, JapVsUSReliability, long-term reliability, manufacturing standards, market demand, market share, product development, Quality Control, Reliability, technological advancements

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Tired of your car breaking down every time you try to drive to the grocery store? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where cars never break down and you can drive to the ends of the earth without a care in the world. We’ve got redstone-powered engines that never run out of gas, diamond-plated tires that never pop, and creeper-proof armor to protect you from any unexpected explosions.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground race track where you can test your driving skills against the toughest mobs in the game. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but if you can beat him, you’ll win a prize beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time and money on unreliable American cars when you can join our Minecraft server and drive into the sunset without a care in the world? Join us now and start your epic car adventure today!

CovidCraft: China Edition

China, China’s responsibility, coronavirus, Covid origins, Covid-19, CovidCraft, data sharing, Data transparency, Edition, global health, health crisis, information sharing, International cooperation, investigation, origins investigation, pandemic, public health, transparency, virus origins, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	New Chunks Explored:	191926
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

LOL this server is like a mystery box of craziness, just like China not sharing their Covid origins data for five whole years! Join us and uncover the secrets of this wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Who knows what you’ll find, maybe even the cure for the common blocky cold! So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together!

Viral Ad Blitz Minecraft

ad campaign, advertising, audience engagement, audience reach, Blitz, brand awareness, Budget, commercials, companies, Competition, consumer behavior, creativity, Digital Marketing, Marketing, Minecraft, Promotion, roi, social media, strategic planning, super bowl, television, viral

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

yo, u ever seen them super bowl ads? they spend all this cash on one ad but if they put that same energy into all their ads, they’d be famous af. imagine if they advertised our server like that, we’d have so many players we wouldn’t know what to do with them all. come join us and be part of the madness, we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. true story.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Community, Discord, Events, facility, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, paid off, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, Scp, Server, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4206	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Server Overview

Name	SITE-19 Roleplay Server
Description	“SITE-19” is a just released Minecraft RP server, where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation. Features a large underground facility and surface area for gameplay events.
Server Type	Vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes
Owner	Owner has personally funded the server
Planned Events	Longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is based on the SCP Foundation universe for roleplaying.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay with no lag.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link and follow the instructions.
Are there planned events on the server?	Yes, the server plans to host longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks.
Who funded the server?	The owner has personally funded the server for smooth operation.

Frost Haven Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, bargains, Clearance, Deals, DISCOUNTS, end of sale, frost, game purchases, Gaming, gaming deals, good games, Haven, Realms, Sales, savings, shopping, shopping satisfaction, shopping spree, video games, winter discounts, winter gaming, winter sale, winter season, winter shopping

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Farms Harvested:	195	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Lol, forget those boring games, join our Minecraft server instead! It’s like a winter wonderland all year round, but with creepers and zombies instead of snowmen!

You won’t be disappointed, we have epic builds that will blow your mind and crazy minigames that will make you question reality. Plus, our community is full of hilarious trolls and meme lords, so you’ll never be bored.

So ditch those lame winter sales and come join the chaos on our Minecraft server. Who needs good games when you can have a blast with us?

StayCraftNYE – Quietly Epic!

Alone Time, comfort, contemplation, cozy night, Epic, holiday at home, introspection, introvert celebration, low-key holiday, mental health, mindfulness, peaceful celebration, quiet new years eve, Quietly, Reflection, Relaxation, sad, self-care, solitude, StayCraftNYE, staying in, Thoughts, Tranquility

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old New Year’s Eve parties with the same old countdown and lame fireworks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we throw the wildest New Year’s Eve bash you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a giant creeper-shaped disco ball dropping at midnight, exploding into a shower of diamonds and emeralds! And instead of champagne, we toast with potions of invisibility! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic celebration. Join us and ring in the New Year in style!

XiPutinCraft Server: Moving Forward Hand in Hand

bilateral ties, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, Hand, hand in hand, international relations, Moving, moving forward, mutual respect, Partnership, progress, russia, Server, solidarity, strategic alliance, Unity, Vladimir Putin, world leaders, Xi Jinping, XiPutinCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1820	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ores Mined:	8641	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where china and russia are bffs and they build giant statues of xi and putin holding hands! u can be part of the fun and help them conquer the minecraft world with their epic building skills. join now for a chance to ride on a flying panda and battle against evil creepers with putin’s pet bear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s goooooooo!

Players:	91/400	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3