SMPMinnesottaGriefers: Minecraft SMP – TimWalz4Somalia

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

advice, Anonymity, brain development, compulsory, conflicted, Crafty, creeper, Decision making, Ethics, family, illegal, law, little brother, military service, Minecraft, Plug, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, sharing, Swiss anon, Trouble, University, Weed

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life like this Swiss anon trying to navigate the complexities of sibling relationships and drug use! >Build your own virtual world where weed is legal and your little brother can’t steal your plug’s contact information because he’s too busy mining for diamonds. >Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own insane stories on our server? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	439	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	New Chunks Explored:	625425
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	202683
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Animals Bred:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1490	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crops Grown:	9763
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PagerPocalypse

CASUALTIES, Conflict, exploding pagers, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, Injuries, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant activity, militant organization, News, PagerPocalypse, political violence, radical group, security threat, seriously hurt, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

“Youth, adolescent mental health, adolescents, anxiety, BlockySocialDistress, coping mechanisms, Covid-19 pandemic, depression, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health impact, Mental health resources, mental illness, pandemic effects, pandemic stress, peer contact, QuarantineCraft, social anxiety, social support, stress

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MoDdEd MinEcRaFt SeRvEr: tHe BlOcKs StRiKe BaCk!

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fun, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, new, Pack, Plugins, questions, regret, Server, strike, Survival, tags, wipes

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Community Modded Minecraft Server
Discord Link	Join Community Discord
Server Pack Status	Should be completed today
Server Updates	No wipes, server will be continuously running

FAQ

What is the server about?

The server is a community modded Minecraft server where players can join together to play and have fun.

How do I join the server?

Join the community discord first using the provided link, then follow instructions to join the server.

Will there be any server wipes?

No, there will be no wipes on this server, so you can continue playing without worrying about losing progress.

Can I ask questions in the discord?

Yes, feel free to ask any questions you have in the discord server.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Toilet Time Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, evacuation, funny, Houthi rockets, humor, India, lmfao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new toilets, pajeets, Protection, rocket attacks, Safety, Server, Shelters, Time, TOILET, toilet humor, War

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cute Boy (Female) Minecraft SMP

bisexuality, Boy, cute, female, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Homosexuality, LGBT acceptance, LGBT activism, LGBT allies, LGBT discrimination, LGBT inclusion, LGBT pride, LGBT Relationships, LGBT stereotypes, LGBT visibility, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, Minecraft, sexual orientation, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to go gay for a cute boy (female)! That’s right, forget about diamonds and redstone, the real treasure here is finding your Minecraft soulmate.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and uncover the secrets of the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to go gay for a cute boy/female)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4247	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5451
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SkinnySis Minecraft Server

anorexia, Apology, body image, concern, Confrontation, control, family, forgiveness, health, husband, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, Misogyny, ROMANTICIZING, Server, sister, skinny, SkinnySis, TOXIC, weight, Willpower

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like how this sister’s husband controls her diet, our server will control your gaming experience in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine a world where your every move is dictated by a mysterious force, just like how this husband dictates his wife’s meals. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise)!

Experience the thrill of being yelled at by virtual characters for speaking your mind, just like how this sister confronted her sibling for expressing concern. Who knew virtual confrontation could be so exhilarating?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like how this sister’s family never expected her sudden transformation, you’ll never expect what our server has in store for you. Trust us, it’ll be a journey you won’t soon forget!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	144	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BikiniBlockParty

bathing suit shopping, bathing suits, bedroom etiquette, BikiniBlockParty, body confidence, body image, Boundaries, boyfriend’s friends, Communication, intimate apparel, personal space, privacy, privacy in relationships, relationship dynamics, Respect, respect for others, Self-expression, setting boundaries, small apartment, social norms, unintentional exposure

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trying on bathing suits in your bedroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and scandalous moments.

Explore our virtual world with your friends and show off your best bathing suit creations in the privacy of your own virtual bedroom. Who knows what kind of crazy reactions you’ll get from other players when they catch a glimpse of your pixelated booty hanging out!

Join now and experience the thrill of pushing the boundaries of Minecraft fashion while causing drama and chaos among your fellow players. Don’t miss out on the chance to make unforgettable memories and questionable decisions in our one-of-a-kind server. See you there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mines Excavated:	1819

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft SMP: IntrovertCare

introversion, IntrovertCare, introverted, introverted lifestyle, introverted mental health, introverted mental wellness, introverted self-care, introverted well-being, Introverts, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health maintenance, mental health management, mental health strategies, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self care tips, self-care, self-care for introverts, smp

Are you tired of the real world constantly trying to socialize with you? Do you prefer the company of pixelated animals over real people? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the horrors of small talk and awkward social interactions. Our community is filled with fellow introverts who understand the struggle of having to interact with humans.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your introverted self roam free in a world where socializing is optional and chickens rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.