Are you tired of missing out on epic opportunities because you can’t answer your phone like a normal person? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t care if you miss calls or leave weird messages! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a wild ride of missed callbacks, unanswered voicemails, and three days of waiting in suspense. Who needs a job when you can have all the chaos and confusion of our server instead? Join now and let your phone etiquette (or lack thereof) shine!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
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