Are you tired of missing out on epic opportunities because you can’t answer your phone like a normal person? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t care if you miss calls or leave weird messages! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a wild ride of missed callbacks, unanswered voicemails, and three days of waiting in suspense. Who needs a job when you can have all the chaos and confusion of our server instead? Join now and let your phone etiquette (or lack thereof) shine!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Void Armor Forged: 17 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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