SMPJoyRide – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, leisure, life experience, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, SMPJoyRide, Tranquility

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times? It’s like living in a pumpkin spice dream world, except with creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right?

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. They have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks and everything. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a legendary treasure hunt where you have to find the golden carrot of destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, that’s right, THE Notch.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. Who needs simple pleasures when you can have insane adventures like these, am I right? See you in the pumpkin patch, bro.

Survival for real men Minecraft server

active community, Active Staff, Challenging, competitive, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, friendly community, Grief Protection, Hardcore, Mature Players, minecraft server, no pay to win, PvP, Ranks, real men, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Dragon Eggs Found:	9165
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

The owner of the “Survival for Real Men” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

t3.vanilla-box.ru

MinecraftOffline

1 Gbit Network, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, Address, admins, Cheating, Custom written plugins, European players, finland, General Details, Grief Rollbacks, Griefing, high performance hardware, Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, Join our Discord, low latency, MinecraftOffline, Permanent World, Semi Vanilla, Version

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	270	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Star Shards Collected:	288
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

MinecraftOffline
General Details
Address: minecraftoffline.net
Version: 1.21.3
Permanent world – no resets
Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
Custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences
Based in Finland. Ideal for European players who want low latency

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQ

Can I reset my progress in the server?

No, the server has a permanent world with no resets.

What are the rules regarding cheating and griefing?

Cheating and griefing are allowed, but spamming is not permitted. Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks.

Are there any custom features in the server?

Yes, the server has custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

Where is the server based?

The server is based in Finland, making it ideal for European players who want low latency.

Mystic Isles 1.20.6

1.20.6, Beach, beauty, British, Clouds, dusk, england, Evening, HORIZON, Isles, landscape, mystic, Nature, orange, Peaceful, red, Seaside, Serene, SKY, sunset, Tranquil, Twilight, uk

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Animals Bred:	175	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the history of ever? Well, look no further, because this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

We got more mods than a robot at a disco, and more mini-games than a circus on steroids! Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

CrazyCrafters

Challenges, coping, Crazycrafters, living with mental illness, medication, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health journey, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, self-care, stigma, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that question again! Why? Because our server is so wild and wacky that it will make your brain feel like it’s on a permanent vacation to Crazytown!

Imagine a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where the only way to defeat the Ender Dragon is by challenging it to a dance-off. That’s the kind of insanity you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers gather to party like it’s 1999 (even though they have no idea what year it is). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to boring old reality. Because in our world, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many exploding sheep.

MapleCraft: Crackdown on Smuggling

Abuse, allegations, Canada, Corruption, crackdown, criminal activity, education, enforcement, Exploitation, foreign students, Government, human smuggling, illegal activities, immigration, India, international student program, investigation, MapleCraft, policies, regulations, SMUGGLING, visa fraud

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5840	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we promise not to smuggle any humans, especially not from india hahaha. we have the best international student program where you can learn how to build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a pro. plus, canada is cracking down on abuse so you know we’re legit. join now and let’s build a world together, no smuggling allowed!

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Conquer Challenges, daring quests, discord community, discovery, exclusive community, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Hidden Secrets, immersive experience, immersive realm, immersive-journey, join now, landscapes, majestic structures, mettle, minecraft realm, Mysteries, Reality, Realmpvp, smp, TechnoTerra

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	181
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Towns Built:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQs

Q: What kind of adventures can I expect in the realms?	A: You can expect to traverse through landscapes, craft majestic structures, embark on quests, and immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
Q: Are there exclusive communities in each realm?	A: Yes, each realm has its own exclusive community where adventure and discovery thrive.
Q: How do I join a realm?	A: Simply use the realm code provided above for the realm you wish to join.

Alien Invasion Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina Twitter, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi YouTube, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro YouTube, Ember Amane, Ember Amane Twitch, Erina Makina, Erina Makina YouTube, Ex-Tsunderia, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri Archive, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie Twitch, idol corp, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi Twitter, Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi Twitter, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko Twitter, pcgia Links, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect Friends, Phase Connect Lia, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Connect Twitter, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys Twitch, tcgia guide, Thread Template, twitter widgets

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6367	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7638	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like /pcgia/ but in blocky form. We got Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders up in here, like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko.

These peeps are straight-up legends, and they’re ready to take on some blocky adventures with you. Plus, we got links to all their socials, so you can stalk them in-game and out.

Join us and be part of the /pcgia/ fam, where we also chill with /pcg/, /vt/, /pcgen3k/, /tsunx/, /jidf/, and more. It’s like a virtual party that never ends, bro.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and vibe with the coolest crew in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it, bro. Let’s get blocky!

TastyTrollTacos

bizarre food combinations, delicious culinary mashups, delicious food combos, interesting flavor mixes, odd food pairings, out of the box flavor combinations, quirky food combinations, strange but tasty dishes, surprising flavor fusions, surprising food concoctions, tastes good, tasty food experiments, tasty food hybrids, TastyTrollTacos, uncommon food pairings, unconventional food pairings, unexpected flavor combinations, unique food pairings, unusual food combination, unusual taste sensations, weird food pairings

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old food combos like peanut butter and jelly? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a secret recipe for a food combo that will blow your mind! Imagine a steak sandwich with a side of watermelon slices and a sprinkle of cocoa powder – sounds crazy, right? But trust us, it’s a flavor explosion in your mouth that you won’t find anywhere else! Join our server for the chance to discover more wacky food combos and unleash your inner culinary genius!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, alliances, Automation, Challenges, cherry blossom biome, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Events, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Slimefun, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4274	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Conquest SMP 1.20 Features

Feature	Description
Slimefun	Transforms Minecraft with technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.
Backpack Upgrades	Expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time.
Custom Enchants	Enhance your gear with custom enchantments that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla experience.
Automate Your World	Create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, and more.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the Discord server.

Are there community events?

Yes, the server hosts community-driven events, challenges, and contests for players to participate in.

Can I team up with other players?

Yes, the server encourages players to team up, trade, and make friendships within a welcoming community.

Wooden Bat Katana 1.21

baseball bat, baseball bat collectible, baseball bat design, baseball bat replica, baseball equipment, baseball gear, Bat, KATANA, Katana Sword, Martial Arts, martial arts weapon, samurai baseball bat, samurai sword, sports equipment, sports gear, traditional weapon, wooden, wooden baseball bat, wooden bat, wooden katana, wooden sword, wooden weapon

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Towns Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	5103
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crops Grown:	6615	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of wielding basic weapons like a wooden baseball bat? Well, on this server, we upgrade you to a freakin’ katana! That’s right, you’ll be slicing and dicing those creepers like a samurai warrior on steroids. Join now for the ultimate weapon upgrade and become a Minecraft ninja in no time!

CancelCraft

CancelCraft, career impact, consequences, employment prospects, forgiveness, internet fame, Job Opportunities, Job Search, online presence, professional image, public perception, racist, recovery process, Redemption, reputation management, ruined reputation, second chances, social media, viral, viral backlash, wrong reasons

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of being canceled and shunned by society for all the wrong reasons? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the canceled and controversial individuals with open arms!

Join us and experience a world where your past mistakes and scandals are a thing of the past. Build your reputation from scratch and show the world that even the most canceled of individuals can thrive in our virtual community.

Who knows, you might even become a Minecraft celebrity for all the right reasons! So come on, join our server and let’s turn your canceled status into a legendary comeback story.

YoonCraft: Presidential Pursuit

Accountability, allegations, Arrest warrant, charges, Corruption, Court, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Investigators, Judiciary, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, opposition, Political, President Yoon, PRESIDENTIAL, Pursuit, ruling party, S.Korea, scandal, south korea, YoonCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE HOT POTATOES ON A CREEPER’S BUTT CHEEKS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD CASTLES OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE.

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE BREED MUTANT CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE RAVE PARTIES WE THROW IN THE NETHER.

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS WITH UNICORN HORNS, READY TO MAKE YOUR MINECRAFT DREAMS COME TRUE. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, WE DON’T JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, WE LIVE IT.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE LLAMAS RULE THE LAND AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS? YEAH, IT’S WILD. JOIN US NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN.

Starry SMP

1.21.4, Anarchy, building, Community, Create, Discord, Farms, Fun, Greifing, Healthy Community, hermit craft, Join, long term, Minecraft, Projects, Server, smp, Starry, ticket, Version

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3734	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Farms Harvested:	316

Starry SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Starry SMP
Current Version	1.21.4
Description	We’re creating a long term SMP with many building projects, farms, community, and more. The only things we don’t allow are anarchy and griefing. We aim to have a healthy and fun community for everyone. We plan to make a HermitCraft type of server.

How to Join

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/starry

Make a ticket in our ticket channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I grief or cause chaos on the server?

A: No, we do not allow griefing or causing chaos on our server. We aim to maintain a peaceful and enjoyable community for everyone.

Q: What type of projects can I work on in the server?

A: You can work on various building projects, farms, community builds, and more. Feel free to get creative and contribute to the server in any way you’d like.

Q: Is the server similar to HermitCraft?

A: Yes, we aim to create a similar experience to HermitCraft with a focus on community, collaboration, and fun gameplay.

Cosmic Conquest 1.20.5

1.20.5, back saars, conceding, Conquest, cope harder, Cosmic, elon musk, Elon Musk back saars, Elon Musk conceding, Elon Musk cope harder, Elon Musk jeet invasion, Elon Musk Migatards, Elon Musk saars, Elon Musk saars based, jeet invasion, migatards, saars, saars based, saars cope harder

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Items Found:	4422
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos of a world where Elon Musk is conceding and we are all going back to the saars!
Cope harder and enjoy the jeet invasion with your fellow Migatards as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory!
Who needs rationality when you can join a server where reality is questioned and mistakes are celebrated?
Embrace the shizo crazy 4chan anon within you and let’s create a world like no other in Minecraft!

GoodYearGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, challenges overcome, good year, GoodYearGamer, Grateful, gratefulness, Gratitude, growth mindset., lessons learned, looking forward, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, progress, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, setbacks, smp, success

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mines Excavated:	1473
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit fam. Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride on flying pigs to battle the evil villagers. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it.

Plus, we have the best parties every Saturday night where we all dress up as creepers and do the chicken dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to ride a unicorn around the server while shooting rainbows out of your butt. It’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft, I swear.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. And remember, always bring a diamond sword and a bucket of lava, you never know when you’ll need them. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! #MinecraftSMP #CrazyFun #LlamaLeader