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Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1540	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6657	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Farms Harvested:	776
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Crops Grown:	3353
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8834
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	4248
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	127
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	540
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	115
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Potions Brewed:	163

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	245	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	288	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ores Mined:	8294
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	147
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8177
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	873
Runes Activated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

Players:	97/700	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0