SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3970	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, the trees come to life and start dancing the Macarena. And if you manage to tame a wild llama, it will grant you the power of flight for a day.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep).

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	214
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Potions Brewed:	177
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5246
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	385917
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Void Armor Forged:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Passages Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	962
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7017
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dimension Hops:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6271

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net