SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP

4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Digital culture, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet memes, internet subculture, internet trolling, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 83494863, online anonymity, online communication, Online Community, online forum, smp, SMPixelatedBanter, trolling

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, the trees come to life and start dancing the Macarena. And if you manage to tame a wild llama, it will grant you the power of flight for a day.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep).

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	558	Potions Brewed:	187
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Farms Harvested:	683	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9195	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8637

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7969
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	275	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9030	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Love Letters Sent:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Animals Bred:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.