Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a new boss mob called the Ender-Chicken. Join now to experience the madness!

Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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