SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Astral Projections Made: 3
Crops Grown: 9621 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Amelia’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Amelia’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most detective-tastic Minecraft server out there! Join us in celebrating the one and only Amelia Watson, the cutest detective in the blocky world. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Amelia Watson herself will personally solve any mysteries you encounter in the game. Got a missing diamond block? A stolen cake? A creeper conspiracy? Ame’s on the case!

    2. Our server is so secure, even Sherlock Holmes himself couldn’t hack into it. Your builds are safe from griefers, trolls, and any other troublemakers.

    3. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Only the most skilled players can find it, but once you do, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

    4. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Amelia Watson appreciation thread Minecraft server today and let the detective adventures begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2111

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2111
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Duck EditionOP Template server where you can rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in Hell, just like Charlie from Hazbin Hotel!

    But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in our Helluva Boss-themed section of the server. Who knew running a startup in Hell could be so hilarious?

    Join now for a chance to check out into Heaven, battle demons, and maybe even pet a hellhound named Loona. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you in our Duck EditionOP Template Minecraft SMP!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MugMafia: PayUpOrBreakUp

    MugMafia: PayUpOrBreakUp
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value friendship, adventure, and most importantly, mugs! Join us on this epic journey as we embark on quests to find the rarest and most valuable mugs in all of Minecraft.

    Just like the story of the artisan mug that was tragically shattered, we understand the importance of treasuring your belongings. That’s why on our server, we have a special quest where you must protect your precious mug from gravity and any other dangers that may come your way.

    But beware, there may be friends like “J” who will test your patience and your mug-guarding skills. Will you be able to stand up for yourself and demand the 65$ for the broken mug, or will you let gravity win this time?

    Join us on this hilarious and mug-filled adventure, where every twist and turn will leave you laughing and crying (mostly from laughter). So come on, grab your friends (and their mugs) and let’s make some unforgettable memories on our server!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Endless Legions Commanded: 31

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MythicMedMC

    MythicMedMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, come join our server where we have debunked the myth that creepers can’t be tamed! That’s right, on our server, you can ride around on a creeper like it’s your trusty steed.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a block of diamond for 10 minutes. Imagine the envy of all your friends as you sparkle and shine your way through the world.

    And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears sunglasses and loves to dance to disco music. Join us now and see if you can befriend this groovy dragon!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Emeralds Found: 4826

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Arcadian Lands

    Arcadian Lands

    Discover Arcadia, a lost kingdom where natural beauty meets competitive spirit. On this classic PvP server, survival is your priority, but glory awaits if you become the most powerful player.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Grass Stains – Aussie Modded Survival with a City Reward System, Whitelist and Towny

    Grass Stains – Aussie Modded Survival with a City Reward System, Whitelist and Towny

    Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

    Player Base Whitelisted, preferably 18+
    Gameplay Vanilla+++ with added mods for building and adventuring
    Commands /home, /sethome, Waystones available
    In-Game Social Proximity voice chat, emphasis on community building
    Server Life Scripted Dungeons, frequent events

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    For application and more information, please check out the Discord server at https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y.

    What makes Stack of Grass different from other servers?

    Stack of Grass offers a close-knit community with a focus on socializing and world building. The server has a mature player base and implements mods to enhance the Vanilla gameplay experience.

    What mods are used on the server?

    The main feature mods are “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. Additionally, there are quality of life mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones”.

    Are there any special in-game features?

    Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands. Waystones are also available for easy travel. The server also features a proximity voice chat for communication and rewards players for establishing towns.

    How active is the server?

    Season 2 of Stack of Grass has been running since early April, 2024. The server may have varying activity levels due to the mature player base with work, studying, and other life commitments. There are also scripted Dungeons and frequent events to keep players engaged.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the original version without any fancy updates or changes! But wait, there’s more! Join us for the remastered RePop version, where the jiggle physics are out of this world and the gore is toned down to a hilarious level.

    But beware, if you’re a Chud™ who thinks not being able to play the remastered version without any changes is a travesty, then this server is not for you. Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft SMP

    Pixel Pals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable rules and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary!

    Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Be our guest!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our underrated Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4028
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 130 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • HygieneCraft: No Stink Allowed

    HygieneCraft: No Stink Allowed
    Are you tired of dealing with stinky friends who can’t even be bothered to shower in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-stink policy! Join us and leave your smelly friend behind as you embark on epic adventures and build incredible creations.

    Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape the stench of real life and immerse themselves in a world where personal hygiene is not optional – it’s mandatory! Say goodbye to the funk and hello to a community of fresh-smelling gamers who are ready to conquer the virtual world together.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the stinkers behind. Trust us, your nose will thank you!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Mines Excavated: 4562
    Zombie Dances: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Dragon Eggs Found: 7728
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Cookie Blocker Hideout

    Cookie Blocker Hideout
    so, like, this server is like the incognito window of minecraft servers. you can do all the crazy stuff you want without anyone knowing, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or creating a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

    plus, like, the cookies here are so good, they’re like magic or something. they make you run faster, jump higher, and even give you the ability to fly.

    join this server if you want to be the ultimate minecraft ninja, sneaking around and causing chaos without anyone knowing it was you. it’s like a secret club for the coolest players in the game. come on, you know you want to be a part of the madness.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Chronicle MC

    Chronicle MC

    Dive into Chronicle MC, the freshest Minecraft server on the internet, where exciting new ways of playing await you! Whether you’re a Survival expert, a Creative builder, or a Skyblock enthusiast, we’ve got something for everyone. Experience modern twists on classic gameplay, meet a friendly community, and create memories that will last forever.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join Chronicle MC today!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 280 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • WestLeaf: Where the economy is as unpredictable as mining for diamonds in the dark!

    WestLeaf: Where the economy is as unpredictable as mining for diamonds in the dark!

    WestLeaf Economy Server Overview

    Features
    Custom Tools
    Custom Textures
    New Ores
    Custom Terrain Generation
    Skill Levels
    Quarries
    Claims
    Vein Miner
    Vote Rewards

    Server Information

    IP: play.westleaf.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Ze9THErzuj

    Community Size

    We are limited to just 25 slots, and this will not change, as we want to focus purely on our community.

    Join Us

    If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, we’d love to have you be a part of our community. Join us at the IP or Discord links above.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How many slots are available on the server? We are limited to just 25 slots to focus on our community.
    Do you have plans to reset the world? We do not have plans to reset the world at all.
    What unique features does the server offer? We offer custom tools, textures, new ores, custom terrain generation, skill levels, quarries, claims, vein miner, and vote rewards.
    Is the server EULA friendly? Yes, we are EULA friendly and have no pay to win features.

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Potions Brewed: 31 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 New Chunks Explored: 805042

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server

    Lame & Gay & Boring Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, lame, and gay Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.

    So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2

    The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9079
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PrivacyCraft Server

    PrivacyCraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected… or not! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time two friends decided to explore forbidden territory at a grill and sauna evening.

    Imagine the excitement of venturing into off-limits areas, the thrill of breaking the rules, and the drama of getting caught red-handed! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and tension right here in our virtual world?

    But don’t worry, we promise a fun and unforgettable experience for all players. Just remember to apologize if you accidentally stumble into someone’s personal space – it’s common courtesy, after all!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic adventures, and maybe even a few awkward moments. It’s a virtual world like no other, where anything can happen – even unexpected bedroom visits!

    Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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