Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Potions Brewed: 144
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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