Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
New Chunks Explored: 137047 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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