SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	921267
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	99

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Animals Bred:	93	Villages Defended:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ores Mined:	7758
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	3310

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	274
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ores Mined:	3360	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6875	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	6563
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!