SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

chocolate chip cookies, classic, comfort food, Comforting, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, go to, guilty pleasure, Hearty, homemade, ice cream, Indulgent, mac and cheese, Mashed potatoes, nostalgic, pizza, satisfying, SMPComfortFoodMinecraft, soul food, Warm

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6914	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Towns Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2049
Falling into the Void:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Towns Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Void Armor Forged:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Villages Defended:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	175
Towns Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4696	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	8

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Buildings Constructed:	47
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mines Excavated:	1311

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Items Found:	2805	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4960	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
New Chunks Explored:	263908	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.