SMPBalkCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	192
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7587	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Farms Harvested:	341
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Emeralds Found:	2371
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	1011

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Items Found:	7939
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Items Found:	4559	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3018
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	102/700	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Crops Grown:	2678
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1