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Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

4 years, Community, controversial, current events, discussion, DIVISIVE, election, Epic, garrisons, Government, humor, internet forum, leadership, meme, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, President Garrison, r9k, satire, Server, social commentary, society, trump

Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ummm ok?? Minecraft SMP Expert

abortion, consequence-free sex, education, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, Expert, feminism, gender equality, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, personal responsibility, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, self-care, smp, social justice, societal expectations, societal norms, stigma, Therapy, Ummm, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in teaching life lessons through virtual block-building! Join us if you want to learn that consequences exist and that therapy is the answer to everything. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters who will show you the true meaning of responsibility. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone learns the hard way!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	65949

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Murai No Koi Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, Drama, emotional turmoil, episode, forbidden love, friendship, HEARTBREAK, japanese, koi, Love Triangle, male bonding, Manga, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, Muraibros, NTR, relationships, romance, Secrets, Server, temptation

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience some wild adventures and unexpected twists! Join us for some male bonding like you’ve never seen before, and watch out for some crazy NTR drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and enjoy a little chaos in their gameplay. So come on in and see what surprises await you – just make sure the Muraibros don’t catch wind of what’s going on!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft SMP – Creeper Connoisseur

AMK mod, beginner tips, BugTrap, common misconceptions, connoisseur, crash log, crash to desktop, creeper, freeze/lockup, Game Mechanics, HUD guide, Lost to the Zone, Minecraft, mod guide, modding basics, Performance Guides, Quickstart Guide, Running STALKER on Linux, shadow of Chernobyl, smp, Stalker, Start guide, Steam Settings, xray log

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have so many bugs and crashes that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life survival situation.

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to find your crash log in the midst of chaos. Can’t find it? No worries, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx and hope for the best.

But that’s not all! We also have a quickstart guide that will leave you more confused than ever, a mod guide that will make you question your sanity, and miscellaneous tips that will have you scratching your head in confusion.

And if you think you’re a beginner, think again! Our start guide will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with crashes, bugs, and mysteries that will leave you wanting more. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lost to the Zone and never want to leave. See you on the server, if you dare!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Libtard’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, criticism, debate, disagreement, discussion, Government, Ideology, liberal, libtards, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, Political, Politics, reaction, response, Server, society, Thoughts, viewpoints

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KDE Connect Minecraft SMP

Android, Benefits, Communication, Connect, cross-platform, data transfer, Features, file sharing, KDE, KDE Connect, KDE Plasma, linux, Minecraft, mobile app, Notifications, open source, productivity, remote control, review, smp, software, synchronization, Technology, wireless

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of chickens armed with diamond swords and a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying creepers. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you can find his secret stash of enchanted golden apples, he will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to pack some extra armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

brown hair, friend’s hair, Grooming, hair care, hair colors, hair cycles, hair differences, hair frequency, hair growth, hair habits, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair routine, hair schedule, hair styles, hair textures, hair trimming, Haircut, Havoc, Minecraft, personal care, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our players’ haircuts is the gameplay itself! Join us if you want to be part of a community where cutting your hair every 6 months is considered normal, and where your brown friend cuts theirs every fortnight just to show off their dedication to the game.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates through chat emojis. Some say they were a legendary builder in their past life, while others claim they were just really bad at PvP. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to team up with this mysterious specter and see what kind of mischief they can get up to.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hair-raising adventures, ghostly encounters, and all-around insanity that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your shears – you never know when you might need to give yourself a quick trim to fit in with the rest of the crew.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bad Streak in Life Minecraft SMP

bad, Bad Luck, car trouble, Challenges, coping, difficult situations, emotional turmoil, Frustration, Hardships, Life, lost wallet, mental health, Minecraft, missed exams, nagging, OVERWHELMING, overwhelming circumstances, self harm, Sickness, smp, Streak, stress, suicidal thoughts, tough times, unfortunate events

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of real life kicking you while you’re down? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where all your real-life problems magically disappear as soon as you log in.

Forget about car troubles, missed exams, lost wallets, and nagging moms – in our world, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and embark on crazy adventures with your new virtual friends.

So why put up with all that real-life BS when you can escape to our hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

furiousfade, gd, glock, gta 5 rp, HHP, Minecraft, newleaf, Newleaf city, serious rp, Server, server furiousfade, Switch

FuriousFade is a popular Twitch streamer known for his high-energy gameplay and entertaining commentary. With a focus on first-person shooter games, he has built a dedicated following of fans who tune in regularly to watch him compete and interact with viewers. His skills in gaming and engaging personality have made him a prominent figure in the streaming community.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Green Dream Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Cecilia Immergreen, dream, FWMC channel, Green.., Immergination, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, ImmerTemplate, Liar’s Bar, memes, merch, Minecraft, Music, OP Template, Raora, Server, twitter, yarn buddies

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the 296th Wind blows in a whole new level of excitement!

Join us on our server where you can team up with Liar’s Bar, a group of yarn buddies on an epic adventure to win it all! Follow Cecilia Immergreen as she leads the charge against evil forces and saves the day with her soft yarn powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with Immergination, where you can create art, music, and memes to your heart’s content. Dive into the world of ImmerScreen and experience streams like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness of the 296th Wind! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against the ultimate boss, the ImmerMonster! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The CreativeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

814, acrg, Anythinggoes, artist, bad artists, bad commissioners, commissioner, CreativeCrafters, exploitative artists, general, Horu, jbunny, Jocelyn Jones, kathielnotfound, Minecraft, OkiOppai, Pixxy, rant, scam artists, screen cap, Skitterleaf, smp, Snoopcrow, Timedwatcher

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of dealing with shady artists and commissioners like Horu, Pixxy, and OkiOppai. We promise no one will scam you here, unless you count that one time Steve tried to trade a diamond for a stick. But that’s beside the point.

We’ve got a thriving community of players who love to rant about bad commissions and share horror stories about getting ripped off. And don’t even get us started on Timedwatcher – that guy is a total creeper in-game. But hey, at least he’s not as bad as Skitterleaf, who once tried to sell a stack of dirt blocks for a stack of diamonds. Talk about a rip-off!

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion and the laughs are as plentiful as diamonds in a mineshaft. Just remember to screen cap everything, because you never know when someone might delete their posts in shame. See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Chaos – Minecraft Server

#exciting, #youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, Chaos, Chaos Zero Nightmare, FANTASY, gacha, Gacha game, gameplay, Gaming, Kino, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, new, PIXEL, preview, RPG, Server, Trailer, trailer reaction, Video

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a Gacha game on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments. Our community is so wacky that even the creepers are cracking jokes!

But that’s not all, on our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have dance-offs with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gacha Kino like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mind Blown Minecraft SMP

aftermath, aftermath of last night, Analysis, BLOWN, confusion, contemplation, emotions, Events, feelings, inner turmoil, introspection, Memories, mental state, Mind, Minecraft, night, overthinking, processing, psychological analysis, Reflection, smp, Thoughts

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery of what happened to Steve after last night’s wild party! Rumor has it he tried to ride a creeper like a bull and ended up blowing up half the village. Can you help him piece together the events of that fateful evening? Join now for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious shenanigans in our chaotic world!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

Ability to mine spawners, Air drops, Antispam, Balanced Economy, Buyer, Cases, Clans, Donate coins, Donations, Draws, Jobs, Magic, new armor, new enchantments, privates, PvP, pvp arena, Rtp, Shop, Spheres, Starter Kit, statistics, Survival, Variety, Working mechanisms

☄ There are ☄ on our server

★ New enchantments ( /enchants )

★ New type of armor ( /crafts )

★ Air drops

★ Spheres

★ U/S statistics in the table

★ Privates ( /rg )

★ Shop ( /shop )

★ Buyer ( /seller )

★ Rtp ( /rtp )

★ Donations ( /donate )

★ Donate coins

★ Working mechanisms

★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )

★ Balanced economy

★ Clans ( /clan )

★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )

★ Draws for privileges and donation coins

★ Donations for game currency (/free)

☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2