Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
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From the legendary tale of Steve and his quest to find the rare diamond sword of destiny, to the epic battle between the Ender Dragon and a horde of angry chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, with events like the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) and the Grand Assault: Goz (Field – Torment w/Heavy Armor), you’ll never run out of exciting challenges to conquer.
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