SMPAssholeAlert – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	7997
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Animals Bred:	139
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Votes:	8637
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ores Mined:	665

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Votes:	2892	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Votes:	8421	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3470	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Potions Brewed:	90
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchantments Applied:	212	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10