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Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2573	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	568178	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Votes:	4869	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8028
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Deep Coral Escape

adaptation, climate change, coral, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, corals, deep, deep water, ecological balance, environmental impact, Escape, global warming, Heat Tolerance, Marine Biology, marine habitats, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean ecosystems, ocean temperature, shallow water, species migration, warming waters

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	292
Farms Harvested:	234	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Tower Defense

Adventure, Battles, Bosses, Conquer, Cool Towers, Defense, Dynamic Classes, ENEMY, Friends, Minecraft, Minigames, Party System, R&B, Skills, strategies, strategy, teamwork, Tower, Tower Defense, Ultimate, Unique

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	32
Votes:	4896	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

RB: Tower Defense
Overview	The Ultimate Minecraft Tower Defense Experience! Are you ready for a new kind of adventure in Minecraft? RB: Tower Defense brings you a thrilling, fast-paced, and action-packed tower defense game like no other!

Why You’ll Love RB: Tower Defense:
🏰 Cool and Unique Towers: Build and upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield.
⚔️ Dynamic Classes: Choose from a variety of classes and join the fight against waves of enemies.
👹 Unique Bosses: Face off against challenging bosses that will test your strategy and teamwork.
🤯 Play as the Enemy: Switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up!
🎉 Party System: Team up with your friends and defend together or challenge them for ultimate bragging rights.

Whether you’re defending solo or coordinating epic battles with your crew, RB: Tower Defense offers endless hours of fun. Sharpen your skills, experiment with different strategies, and conquer every level!

Join the adventure today! Server IP: towerdefense.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T

Are you ready to rise as the ultimate defender? Let the battles begin!

FAQ

1. Can I play RB: Tower Defense with my friends?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense has a party system where you can team up with your friends to defend together or challenge them for bragging rights.

2. Are there different classes in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense offers dynamic classes for players to choose from and join the fight against waves of enemies.

3. How do I upgrade towers in RB: Tower Defense?

You can upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield in RB: Tower Defense.

4. Can I play as the enemy in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense allows you to switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up.

5. Where can I find the server IP for RB: Tower Defense?

You can find the server IP at towerdefense.xyz.

6. How can I join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server?

You can join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server at https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T.

Nostalgic Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, childhood favorites, childhood gaming, childhood memories, childhood pastime, classic games, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming nostalgia trip, gaming recollections, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, nostalgic, old school gaming, reliving childhood, Reminiscing, replay game, retro gaming, retro gaming experience, throwback gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	984	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Emeralds Found:	2348

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like replaying ur fave game from childhood but on crack! It’s so good, it’s like a nostalgia trip on steroids, man.

Join for the LOLs, join for the chaos, join for the sheer mind-bending experience of reliving ur childhood in a whole new way.

Trust me, once you step into this server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like stepping into a time machine made of pixelated blocks and pure insanity.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the weirdest, most awesome way possible.

NoRideTwiceForYou

bad impression, BYOB, conflicting feelings, ENTITLEMENT, female solidarity, grown adult, halloween night, mutual friend, New Years party, NoRideTwiceForYou, party dynamics, party etiquette, party guest, planning ahead, refusing favors, ride home, rude behavior, social graces, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from entitled party guests like Ashley? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven from demanding divas who expect you to be their personal chauffeur. Join us and never worry about being guilt-tripped into giving a ride to someone who brings nothing to the party but attitude. Plus, we have a strict no-bitchy-librarian policy in place, so you can game in peace without any snarky comments about your smile. Trust us, our server is the place to be for drama-free fun and epic adventures. Join now and leave entitled Ashleys in the dust!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mines Excavated:	3706	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	74
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Villages Defended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Crops Grown:	1886
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ores Mined:	930	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2