SMPAssholeAlert – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking to join an epic Minecraft SMP where the players are as two-faced as a creeper? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who may seem polite in real life, but in-game, they’ll stab you in the back quicker than you can say “diamond sword”.

And don’t even get us started on the weather – it’s so bad that it’s turned our players into snooty snobs! They’ll look down on you harder than a skeleton aiming its bow at a noob player. But hey, if you can handle the shade thrown your way, then come join us for some crazy adventures and drama that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous of!

Ninja Adventure Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Anime, Believe It, chapter 50, Chunin Exams, Daily Naruto Chapter, friendship, Manga, manga series, naruto uzumaki, ninja, ninja exams, Quest, Rivalry, Sakura Haruno, sasuke uchiha, Shinobi, shonen jump, teamwork, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Yo, bros and gals! Ever wanted to be a ninja like Naruto? Well, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Chunin Exams experience!

We got crazy challenges that will make you question reality, just like in the manga!

Fight against other players in epic battles and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the next Hokage!

Don’t miss out on this wild ride filled with shizo crazy fun and adventure! Join now and unleash your inner ninja! Believe it!

PhoneOffCleaner Minecraft Server

apartment, Call, cleaner, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, Home office, Job, Minecraft, Music, Phone, PhoneOffCleaner, Professionalism, Replacement, Rude, Server, Slow, Talking, ungrateful, vacation, work ethic

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our cleaners are not only efficient but also provide top-notch entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cleaner appears out of nowhere, talking loudly on the phone and causing chaos all around. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious?

But wait, there’s more! Our cleaners are known for their unique skills, such as speed-cleaning in record time and disappearing without a trace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on over and join us for a cleaning experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cleaner calling you an ungrateful b*tch and leaving in a huff? It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mines Excavated:	1570
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9633	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Farms Harvested:	946
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Farms Harvested:	320
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	133
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Crops Grown:	3979
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchantments Applied:	194

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Farms Harvested:	515	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331

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