SMPAssholeAlert – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	341	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Secret Passages Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dimension Hops:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	6925

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3