SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy

SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to sue for everything! Have a creeper blow up your house? Sue! Accidentally fall into lava and lose all your diamonds? Sue!

Our server is run by the infamous Sue, who has become a billionaire from all the lawsuits filed by our players. Join now and see if you can outsmart Sue and win your case in our virtual courtroom.

But beware, Sue is a master of manipulation and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So gather your evidence, hire a lawyer (or become one yourself), and get ready for the most ridiculous legal battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join now and start building your case (literally)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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