SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy

Absurd, American, bad, bit, compensation, culture, ENTITLEMENT, exaggeration, glitchy, humor, inconvenient, Justice, lawsuit, Legal, LITIGATION, reaction, Rich, satire, SMPainfulMinecraft, society, stereotype, SUE, wealth

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Votes:	8988	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to sue for everything! Have a creeper blow up your house? Sue! Accidentally fall into lava and lose all your diamonds? Sue!

Our server is run by the infamous Sue, who has become a billionaire from all the lawsuits filed by our players. Join now and see if you can outsmart Sue and win your case in our virtual courtroom.

But beware, Sue is a master of manipulation and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So gather your evidence, hire a lawyer (or become one yourself), and get ready for the most ridiculous legal battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join now and start building your case (literally)!

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Animals Bred:	66

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Enchantments Applied:	156	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Votes:	136
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	192
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7214	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	6738	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Towns Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Buildings Constructed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!