New Minecraft Servers

SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters

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SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have over 200 chapters of crazy adventures and over 30 wacky characters in our main cast! But that’s not even the best part – everyone on the server is over 25, still single, and childless. Why, you ask? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about dating or starting families!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • EuthanasiaMD SMP

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    EuthanasiaMD SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join our epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted golden apples for dirt cheap!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on! How cool is that?

    Now, you might be wondering, why isn’t physician assisted euthanasia more popular in the USA for diseases like dementia, cancer, Huntington’s disease, or ALS? Well, let me tell you, on our server, we have a special potion that can cure any disease in an instant! No need for euthanasia when you have magical Minecraft potions, am I right?

    So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a blast, I swear!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBootyCraft

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    BlockyBootyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of all the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they talk about is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the mundane and dive into the hilarious!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all around the world coming together to create the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

    And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • QatarCraft TV Banned!

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    QatarCraft TV Banned!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit that even the Palestinian Authority had to take a break from watching Al-Jazeera to join in on the fun! they were like, “we need a break from all this serious news, let’s go build some epic structures and battle some creepers on this server, yo!” if this server is good enough for a whole government to take a break from watching TV, then you know it’s gotta be epic! come join us and see what all the hype is about, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SITE-19: Roleplay

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    SITE-19: Roleplay

    New Minecraft Servers

    SITE-19 Roleplay Server
    “SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play as any member of the SCP Foundation? Yes, you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest such as Chaos Insurgency.
    Is there lag or ping spikes on the server? No, everything is hosted on a paid off by the owner server on vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay.
    What events are hosted on the server? Various events will be hosted, including a longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.
    How can I join the community? You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Naked Adventure Land 1.20.3

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    Naked Adventure Land 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – you can play as a naked lady with bar censors! I mean, who wouldn’t want to run around in a pixelated world as a censored naked chick, am I right? It’s like the ultimate freedom of expression, man. Plus, you can build some epic pixel art of boobs and butts. It’s like a virtual art gallery of NSFW goodness. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner perv run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP