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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1820 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 1324 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6483 |
Our server is run by a defacto face who rules with an iron fist… mainly because his replacement is a lame ass nigga who couldn’t handle the insanity of our server. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the drama and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.
We have epic build battles, ridiculous pranks, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (or so the legends say). So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our outrageous adventure!