Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us and become a part of our crazy community where anything goes.

Our server is run by a defacto face who rules with an iron fist… mainly because his replacement is a lame ass nigga who couldn’t handle the insanity of our server. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the drama and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

We have epic build battles, ridiculous pranks, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (or so the legends say). So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our outrageous adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Gods Slained: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Ores Mined: 8841 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Emeralds Found: 1917 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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