Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us and become a part of our crazy community where anything goes.

Our server is run by a defacto face who rules with an iron fist… mainly because his replacement is a lame ass nigga who couldn’t handle the insanity of our server. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the drama and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

We have epic build battles, ridiculous pranks, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (or so the legends say). So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our outrageous adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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