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ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Runes Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Farms Harvested:	850	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Emeralds Found:	3316	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4297
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	109
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Emeralds Found:	514
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Divine Spears Created:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ores Mined:	7541	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	195	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	238
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Villages Defended:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3