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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3181 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 944 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, one wrong step and you’ll be plummeting to your doom. But hey, at least the view is nice!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes, because you’re gonna need them!