SMP_LandOfDerps: Are r/buttcoin posters Minecraft SMP?

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, financial literacy, humor, internet culture, internet trolls, Investment, market analysis, Minecraft, Online Community, online debates., online forums, POSTERS, r/buttcoin, rbuttcoin, reddit, retarded, satire, skepticism, smp, SMP_LandOfDerps

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3235	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as insane as you are. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to holding epic llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who are convinced that r/buttcoin posters are actually aliens trying to take over the world. Join them in their quest to uncover the truth and protect the server from intergalactic threats.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly wild and wacky? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1160	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3612	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Emeralds Found:	6405
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3037	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	7159

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	166
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	New Chunks Explored:	899118
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	300	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!