SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	357381
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5691	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Emeralds Found:	3325

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

poke.mylonamc.net:25566

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7077	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Void Gems Collected:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

play.artmc.net

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchantments Applied:	77
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Buildings Constructed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

mc.phoenixcraft.org

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Votes:	9603	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	183

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

mc.adoresfsh.com

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

51.81.23.95:25587

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Villages Defended:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

missionprison.net

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

play.maritime.gg

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	9836	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

3b3t.me

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

mc.craft2style.nl:25567

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Animals Bred:	129	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

play.skyhikermc.com

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

play.alinea-mc.com

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

play.skylyfe.net

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	130	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Items Found:	1758
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

minecrafty.ca

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

play.aminecraft.net

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6173	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

celestialmc.zapto.org