SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1578
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	9995	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8967	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Void Gems Collected:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ores Mined:	5771	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3644
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Votes:	586
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Animals Bred:	51
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6748	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Emeralds Found:	5304	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crops Grown:	9486	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	114
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	272668
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	81	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4