SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

Blocky Shenanigans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a normie on Twitter and Reddit? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the OGs hang out? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are at! We have legendary players who can build entire cities in a day and defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Plus, we have secret underground bases filled with diamonds and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So why are you still wasting time on those other sites? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Animals Bred:	120
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you in stitches.

Join us for the chance to battle against a horde of evil mobs led by a deranged chicken who thinks he’s the ruler of the server. Take on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Fight against your fellow players in intense duels on top of a giant floating island made entirely of cheese. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of nachos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Potions Brewed:	87
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChillCraft – Flavorful Fun

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling empty inside? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a flavor explosion that will blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Our server is like a giant ice cream sundae with all the toppings – except instead of ice cream, it’s Minecraft, and instead of toppings, it’s insane builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need to relax after a long day of mining? Just hop on our server and let the flavors of fun wash over you like a wave of pure joy.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our top-secret hidden treasure vault, where riches beyond your wildest dreams await. Rumor has it that the vault is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love nothing more than to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our flavor-packed Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ores Mined:	1306
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	5133

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vitamin Boosted Salad

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got dat “Golden Lettuce” dat be genetically engineered to pack 30 times more vitamins! Like, we talkin’ beta-carotene levels through da roof, makin’ yo body all healthy and shiz. Plus, it be protectin’ yo heart and fightin’ off dem cancers like a boss.

Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.

So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Star Shards Collected:	162
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Survival + Gm 1 + /free + Donate server Minecraft

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SURVIVAL!

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Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store,

telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server!

Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru

-Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or-

log in with IP TrueMC.ru:25565 (indicating the port)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9385	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Wonderful Precure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Nyammy and Lillian. Legend has it that they have the power to use their Smile Voice to make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into fluffy kittens. Imagine the possibilities! Join our server and witness the magic for yourself. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have Nyammy and Lillian making your wildest dreams come true? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic builds and upgrades advice that will make your Minecraft world look like it’s straight out of a modpack!

Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.

But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GFDefenseCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TipsyCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyBlockWars

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so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9663	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
New Chunks Explored:	500947	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

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So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1200	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Whores in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Towns Built:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2