SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ores Mined:	2122	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2505	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	189885
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Animals Bred:	86
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	189
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	4923
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1015	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Farms Harvested:	871	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8412	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crops Grown:	9848	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Farms Harvested:	956
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4305	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

Players:	95/100	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8