SMP_CraftyCustServDisaster

BlockyBacheloretteFashion

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only dress code is your pixelated skin!

Join us and leave behind the stress of trying to fit into a barbie pink dress for your friend’s bachelorette party. On our server, you can wear whatever color you want, even if it’s not pink!

Forget about bridesmaids dictating your outfit choices, on our server, you’re the boss of your own style. Plus, with our tall-friendly pixelated world, you won’t have to worry about clothes not fitting right due to your height.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	109	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineCraftRealityCheck

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Have you ever had to accept the fact that you can’t tame a Creeper as your pet in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you tame Creepers, but you can ride them into battle against hordes of zombie pigs! Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life and discover a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!). So come on, join us and embrace the insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4540	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Jihad: Life Sentence

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have french jihadists running around causing chaos and blowing stuff up just like in charlie hebdo! you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon, maybe you’ll even get sentenced to life in prison for your shenanigans! join now for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Resuscitation Station

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Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Boring Internet Minecraft Server

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Tired of the same old boring internet? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some crazy fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So why settle for the same old boring internet when you can join our insane Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of chaos and laughter? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Let’s Talk Politics Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have intense political debates that make the real world look like child’s play. We have factions fighting over who gets control of the diamond mines, secret alliances forming behind the scenes, and even a presidential election where the winner gets to rule over the server with an iron fist (literally, if they choose to use iron weapons). So if you want to experience the thrill of Minecraft politics, join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate ruler of our crazy world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4315
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SnoozeCraft SMP: ZzzzLand BedWars

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Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where players fall asleep in the most bizarre places! From snoozing on top of a giant cactus to catching some Z’s in a bed made entirely of diamonds, our server is full of unexpected napping spots. Who knows, you might even doze off in the middle of a heated PvP battle or while riding a flying pig! Come join us for a sleepover like no other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	67	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AnimalEncounter: SafeWithFaves

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Picture this: You’re casually strolling through the lush forests of our Minecraft server, when suddenly, you come face to face with your favorite animal. But wait, it’s not just any ordinary encounter – oh no! This animal is actually your personal bodyguard, ready to protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

Imagine having a majestic unicorn by your side, using its magical horn to fend off any enemies that try to harm you. Or perhaps a ferocious dragon, breathing fire and scaring off any potential threats. Your safety is guaranteed on our server, thanks to our amazing animal companions.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of having your favorite animal as your loyal protector. Who knows, you might even discover new and exciting creatures along the way. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CarbonCraft: Guardian Wildfires

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yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a wildfire burning through humanity’s carbon budget? well, look no further cuz this server is on fire, literally!

we got crazy events like lava parkour where u gotta jump from one lava pit to another without burning ur blocky butt. but don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions for u noobs who can’t handle the heat.

we also have a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs when u swing it. OP much?

join us now and be part of the hottest server in town. just be careful not to get burned, cuz this server is lit AF!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Towns Built:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Freaky Circus Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs in the game is the circus performers running amok! Join us at Cirque du Freak for a wild ride filled with clowns, acrobats, and maybe even a vampire or two.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a zombie juggling creepers while riding a unicycle? Or see a skeleton tightrope walking over a pit of lava? Only at Cirque du Freak, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ringmaster is actually a shape-shifting Enderman who can teleport players to secret treasure-filled realms. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Creeper King, who rules over the land with an explosive fist.

So come one, come all to Cirque du Freak, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for the clown zombies, they’re a real scream!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3521
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Georgian Block Party Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll meet more Georgians than you ever thought possible! Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world, where you’ll encounter Georgian villagers selling khachapuri, Georgian mobs singing traditional folk songs, and even a secret underground bunker where Stalin’s long-lost cousin resides. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this wacky world and expand your knowledge of Georgian culture – no cheating with Stalin, though!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	74
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoTouchyZoneMC

Boundaries, boyfriend’s friend, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, English culture, FESTIVAL, festival plans, inappropriate touching, NoTouchyZoneMC, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, setting boundaries, social interactions, Spanish culture, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances, unwanted behavior

Are you tired of dealing with creepy friends of your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about inappropriate massages or creepy comments! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted advances from weirdos. Plus, our community is full of English and Spanish players, so you’ll fit right in no matter where you’re from. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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Are you tired of terrible customer service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our admins are so dedicated to providing top-notch customer service that they once flew to a player’s house just to hand-deliver a stack of diamonds as an apology for a server crash. Join us for the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous customer service stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Redstone Panic – Keep Calm and Craft On

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What’s a ‘red flag’ that’s actually not a big deal, but people freak out about it? When someone on a Minecraft server says they have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up other players’ houses. But don’t worry, Bob is actually a very considerate creeper who only blows up houses that are poorly built and need a remodel. Join our server for a chance to meet Bob and see his explosive personality in action!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ores Mined:	1464