SMP_CraftyCreeper83940525 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is NASTY in all the best ways!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may only last 5 minutes).

Our server is so wild that creepers are afraid to explode, skeletons have dance battles instead of shooting arrows, and zombies have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your llama-loving heart stolen.

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3505
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Mines Excavated:	3702
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	7404	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	174	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	556
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	4059
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3658	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	149	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Votes:	4806	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Ores Mined:	6201	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!