SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

202418254, 4plebs, Archive, Bitchtank, bitchy, Cell, Clips, free, FTL, kick, News, Official, Restream, Season 2 episodes, Show Archives, smp, socials, Stream Links, TANK, Taylor’s POV, the cell, Trash, TV

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2637	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mines Excavated:	3921	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	545950
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”