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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

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Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ores Mined:	2232
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2667	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5132
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ores Mined:	4716
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	9556
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”