| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6436 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2883 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
We got creepers exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July!
Our villagers are so dumb, they make you feel like a genius!
And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing sunglasses, they’re cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!
Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some lava, but who’s counting?
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5203 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9633 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3941 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1380 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 166 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3613 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.
So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4618 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 3133 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2988 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5497 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3085 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 7436 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4303 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6181 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5855 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2795 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 753561 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1461 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4366 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Ores Mined: | 6871 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6602 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 453 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1520 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4640 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7262 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5541 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9200 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
