Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
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