SMP Smackdown: Minecraft SMP – The B-est Show in Town

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	243121
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	New Chunks Explored:	879577

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5738
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Players:	92/900	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1