SMP: NeverSteamAgain

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Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8821
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	123	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	595	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Villages Defended:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8890	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	265100	Horror Stories Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mines Excavated:	1341	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoRacismInMinecraftServer

Children of the Lie, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, equality, false beliefs, History, ignorance, Misinformation, NoRacismInMinecraftServer, prejudice, race relations, racial biases, racial discrimination, racism, social construct, social justice, societal constructs, societal issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the made-up concept of racism and join a community of players who believe in equality for all pixels! Our server is a safe haven where the Children of the Lie have no power and everyone is treated with respect and kindness.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about the fake news of racism. Build your own pixelated utopia and show the world that love and friendship are the only things that matter in this blocky universe.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community that is breaking free from the lies of the past. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9339
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Grindr: The Country Minecraft SMP

#meet new people, casual encounters, Country, dating app, digital dating, explore sexuality, find love, Gay Men, Geolocation, GRINDR, hookup culture, LGBTQ, location-based, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mobile app, online dating, queer community, relationships, smp, social-networking, The country, virtual connections

Welcome to grindr:the country, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join grindr:the country, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking llamas and dancing pigs. They were so amazed by the sights and sounds that they never wanted to leave! And that player? Well, they went on to become the richest player on the server, all thanks to those chatty llamas and groovy pigs.

But that’s not all! On grindr:the country, you can also participate in epic PvP battles against other players, embark on daring quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe… probably).

So come on down to grindr:the country and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this zany world of wonder and whimsy!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	984	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PrivilegedCraft SMP

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If they’re not playing on our Minecraft SMP, then they must have been born with a diamond pickaxe in hand and a mansion made of emerald blocks! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to submit an application to join. We’ve got more rare loot than a dungeon full of creepers, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget. So if you want to prove you’re not just another noob, come join us and show off your diamond armor and netherite swag! Trust us, you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic bases in no time. Just watch out for the prankster who likes to replace all your torches with TNT…yeah, we’re looking at you, Steve.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KidLogicCraft

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Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited diamonds? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the elusive diamond-filled land of talking animals. But be warned, the animals are known for their bad jokes and puns, so prepare yourself for some serious eye-rolling. Trust us, this server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Animals Bred:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.