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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4088 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 902 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
