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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1028 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 116 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Are you tired of your laptop crashing every time you try to play Minecraft? Do you want to join an SMP where the only thing burning is your enemies’ houses, not your screen? Look no further than our server, where we exclusively use laptops with AMD CPUs that are so powerful, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!
Join us and experience a world where the only thing burning in 3 years is the fiery passion for building epic structures and conquering dungeons. Say goodbye to those outdated Intel CPUs and OLED displays, and say hello to a community where the only thing crashing is the sound of your enemies hitting the ground after you’ve defeated them in battle.
So come on over and join us on our SMP, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about crashing is the party we throw every time someone builds a new epic base. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server!
