New Minecraft Servers

SMP LaptopShopaholic – How the Craft do you Minecraft SMP for a Laptop these days?

SMP LaptopShopaholic – How the Craft do you Minecraft SMP for a Laptop these days?

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your laptop crashing every time you try to play Minecraft? Do you want to join an SMP where the only thing burning is your enemies’ houses, not your screen? Look no further than our server, where we exclusively use laptops with AMD CPUs that are so powerful, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience a world where the only thing burning in 3 years is the fiery passion for building epic structures and conquering dungeons. Say goodbye to those outdated Intel CPUs and OLED displays, and say hello to a community where the only thing crashing is the sound of your enemies hitting the ground after you’ve defeated them in battle.

So come on over and join us on our SMP, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about crashing is the party we throw every time someone builds a new epic base. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Heartbeat Haven – Where Loneliness is a Thing of the Past

    Heartbeat Haven – Where Loneliness is a Thing of the Past

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and never feel lonely again! our server is so lit that your heart rate will be off the charts with excitement! forget about reduced cardiovascular adaptability, because on our server, you’ll be running around so much trying to survive that your heart will be pumping like crazy!

    we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.

    so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Boredom SMP

    Boredom SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Season Start Date January 3rd, 2025
    Server Mode Online Mode
    Server IP play.boredommc.com
    Creative World IP cr.boredommc.com
    Version Java Edition [1.21.3+]

    What Makes Us Unique

      • Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
      • Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
      • Optional Proximity Chat
      • Grief recovery with CoreProtect
      • Cosmetic donations, no pay-to-win
      • Active staff support

    Discord & Dynmap

    You can view the world map through Dynmap and chat with players on the server through Discord.

    What to Expect

      • A mature and respectful community
      • Server-wide events and competitions
      • 100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average
      • Community projects
      • Freedom and acceptance for all players

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What type of gameplay do you offer? We offer Pure Vanilla gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs.
    Are cracked accounts supported? No, the server is in Online Mode and does not support cracked accounts.
    What can I expect from the community? A close-knit group of respectful adults who enjoy playing Minecraft together.
    Are donations pay-to-win? No, donations are cosmetic only.
    Is there a creative server available? Yes, you can access the creative server by running ‘/server creative’ in game.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ethereal Isles 1.20.4

    Ethereal Isles 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got 200 IQ foreigners building epic stuff like pros but also got bubba and cletus from the swamps cuz they AMERIKUNZ!!1!

    Like, who needs DEI when u can have this crazy mix of talent and chaos? Join now for a wild ride of building and madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMan27

    CraftyMan27

    New Minecraft Servers

    The ability to survive in a world filled with blocky pigs, exploding creepers, and the occasional zombie invasion! And where better to test your survival skills than on our epic Minecraft server? Join us and show off your mad building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny (rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really shiny hat). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate blocky warrior of legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCrashLandKorea

    CraftyCrashLandKorea

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol, forget about that sad news and come join our epic minecraft server! we got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn! rumor has it, if you find the golden chicken hidden in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical llama wizard. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends faster than a creeper can explode! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build the craziest pixelated world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP